poop twin

A poop twin is when you and a friend always have to poop at the same time or around the same time

Alana: I have to poop so badly

Hayden: omg I just pooped

Alana: poop twins!!!

by nameable April 6, 2016

poop omelette

When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.

I had a stomach flu last week and was firing poop omelettes out of my ass for days

by PKNdle April 9, 2016

Pareto’s Poop

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

by alghazali320 July 8, 2019

Poop Paralysis

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move

My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis

by Ron Stevenson July 18, 2019

The Poop Scoop

The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear Becky did the Poop Scoop with Jimmy?

Person 2: Nosh mate that’s fucked.

by NoshyCap March 21, 2019

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Poop Exchange

The Poop Exchange is a method where you sit on top of someone, assholes face to face, and then you shit down the other persons asshole. Once you’re finished the other person sucks up the poop up into their rectum and absorbs all the shits nutrients.

Will you be able to meet up for the Poop Exchange tomorrow night?

by poop exchange December 3, 2019