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Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.
"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022
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sweet tea

katherine's idea of what sweet tea is, even though it's just iced tea with sweetener

*sweet tea
katherine likes to drink sweet tea
by sweetteaordie August 5, 2022
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Chocolate Tea

Teabagging your/someone's shit
She wanted me to make Chocolate Tea. Bruh I'm not into that shit.
by Just_Cr4Zy June 13, 2022
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Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
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Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA

I WANT Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA
by FOKEMAN June 22, 2022
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Tea bucket man

It means you are bitch who has no friends and you sell at every thing you do because you like cock and not the roster kind I mean that big juicy fat cock and balls and you just suck as a person
by Yourmom69 June 30, 2022
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ICE TEA ANIMAL

Some one or somethings that loves ice tea (especially lipton) so much that they would fuck it given the chance.
God Justin is such an ice tea animal
by Sandwich69 August 11, 2022
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