2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022