Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.

Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop March 30, 2018

ninja

a virgin fortnite player, mostly playing with hotline bing bong

ninja is such a virgin

by kerbeh July 13, 2018

Ninja

A twitch streamer who plays fornite very good.

Kid: Mom im playing with Ninja
Ninja: (* laughs* )

by elcúbicocubícocubicó September 23, 2018

Ninja

The original source of Ligma. Being the creator of it, he was able to shut it down.

"Hey Jacob, I played with Ninja!"
"Oh fuck off I'm at school."

by Obviously Fake Name January 05, 2019

Ninja

that one dude who died from ligma

person 1: have you heard about ninja?
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.

by rabloing July 08, 2019

Ninja

A try hard man child who acusses everyone who kills him a stream sniper

Hey man ninja just died from the storm.shit the storm must be stream sniping

by Jakepaulhater8364648 November 24, 2018

ninja

A professional virgin youtuber and plays fortnite everyday

Do you know what ninja accomplished in life?
Yeah he accomplished to be professional virgin by playing fortnite all day

by obey.anarchy81 June 02, 2018