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Michael

He’s the best kind of guy you can ask for, especially if he’s dark skin. He’s understanding and when he likes you he goes out of his way to make you understand the extent to which he likes you if you listen. He’s also really smart. There isn’t anything he isn’t good at. He can be quiet at time, it’s humbling & makes every moment just that more real and perfect. He doesn’t force anything. Whenever your feeling down, he’ll make you laugh, hug you, and if your his girl he will do that and maybe even kiss you. He’s also really great at reading cues, he won’t fall to far off script. He’s also really attractive, so much so you’ll be jealous. But that’s what makes him that more perfect because he’s loyal & honest and likes to keep things transparent with the girl he’s exclusive with.
Girl: I just need someone perfect

Me: Get a Michael, he let that dog go L-U-F-F
by Stinkbutt444 March 9, 2022
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Michael Cera

This is another name for Xana. The definition of Xana is a name given to a really cool person that typically resembles Michael Cera. They usually love the LEGO Movie and love to Morgan Freeman.
Person 1: Is that Michael Cera?
Person 2: Don’t you mean Xana?
by Poopy789 December 11, 2020
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Michael

Michael Is The Real God
Michael is best. I love Michael. Michael is actually the best person in the world.
by bihøhvyvihbvbyhip January 14, 2022
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Michael

Person 1: michael is a twat
Person 2: yes
by Pixie.piss March 20, 2021
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Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.
Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.
by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023
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Michael <3

Michael is a guy who always smiles and damn his smile is literally the cutest thing you will ever see in your life. He makes you laugh crazy but is also on your side when you feel the worst. But most important, he connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are arround him. He loves his loved ones with all his heart and soul. And once you meet a Michael, you'll never want to lose him, because he has the incredible way of making people's hearts happy, especially the heart of his girl.
Thank you for being a part of my life, PS: I love you Michael <3
by rainysummernights July 17, 2020
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