March 13th

The birthday of the shortest, cutest, smartest, and beautiful girl in the world.

Someone:Hey girl it’s March 13th! Me: It’s my dayyy

by thatshortgirl_ June 14, 2022

March 23

Who ever is born on this day is a dumb whore

Me: you are a dumb whore. Ethan: Why? Me: it shows on urban dictionary that who ever is born on March 23 is a dumb whore! Ethan: It’s right!

by I hate Ethan! October 2, 2021

March 16

Give someone a hug from behind, slap, or just ignore them for the day

1. *hugs* its march 16
2. *slaps* HEY, what was that for?! I dunno its march 16, duh
3. *march 17* Why didnt you talk to me yesterday?? :: it was march 16

by ima perfectlyfinehuman March 15, 2022

March 4th

Love yourself day!!!!

Kayla: oh it March 4th I don't really
love myself but I have to.

by Kayla Xbox February 8, 2022

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

March 20

Say something random in the middle of a conversation

You: *says something random*
Other person: uhhh, what was that for
You: what do you mean it’s March 20

There was no real definition for this day so I decided to make one

by uM WhAT, nO December 5, 2020

March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.

Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)

by Ooowakawqka March 5, 2022