Ethan

The type of white boy with the huge dong.

Person 1: Why does that guy have a bottle in his pocket?
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .

by I poop a poop November 21, 2021

Dirty Ethan

A Dirty Ethan is when you get so horny from playing basketball that you feel the need to shove your tiny dick into the air hole of the ball and blow a load into it while yelling "I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU KOBE BRYANT!!!"

Ethan: "I love bashketball so much I just might have to pull a Dirty Ethan"

by McFlop774 April 4, 2024

Ethan

The happiest and most loving guy you can ever meet,
He's always ready to make new friends and is always loyal and protective. He goes through alot of pain which no one knows about and nevers tells anyone.

Ask him how he feels, contact him first and you will have his friendship for life. He's really good looking when you see him through the right angle, and he only cares about others

"Ethan is so nice he's always there for you"

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Ethan

A snake whose breath stinks and enjoys hacking into peoples snapchat accounts.

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: That's Ethan he's a snake whose breath stinks.

by Nuttygamer April 18, 2024

Ethan

Type of guy of says he cares but actually does care.

Friend 1: OMG I just love Ethan! He says he cares and he actually does care!
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?

by Rosa11 April 19, 2024

Ethan

Ethan is the most adorable, awesome and handsome boy ever And I love him very much. And he is my boyfriend not yours and he is much prettier than your girlfriend.

Person 1: "I love you Ethan"

Person 2: "Nigga"

by Ethanismylover April 23, 2024

Ethan

Ethan is the type of guy to be blasian, like pidgeons sexually, and talks to little boys he also is starting a prolific rap career as UncWedlock and has been seen going "Unc mode"

Ethan likes boys

by anonymous April 28, 2024