Gotta eat the booty like groceries

Eating the booty ( butt ) like its something you buy from the store. Eating the booty is Usually used in sex.

I'm going to go to her house because I gotta eat the booty like groceries

by Trinidadrain. May 21, 2015

Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard

A old mac and cheese eating piece of shit.

Fuck you, you old senile mac and cheese eating bastard!

by Senile Macboy June 13, 2018

Caroline's eating Ronald Reagan challenge

How to be famous

Thank you brave soldier for fighting the good fight and participating in Caroline's eating Ronald Reagan challenge.

by Sco0by D0o August 13, 2019

ben dover and eat mike hawk

its pretty self explanatare just say it out loud and youll get it

hey jake! ben dover and eat mike hawk

by bendoverandeatmikehawk October 9, 2020

give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

When Nim requests an orange and a sacrifice.

Nim, please don´t say ¨give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you¨

by e1e1e1e1e March 23, 2021

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".

1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!

by Sicilianbuttfucker June 22, 2011

Have your cock and eat it too.

The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.

John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."

Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."

John: "Don't you mean cake?"

Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"

by The Mighty Meme March 20, 2012