A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.
Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit
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A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
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Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
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Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."
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Person 2: me too
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Person 2: idk
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Get the person universe version 3 mug.Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
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Get the Universe surfing mug.University School of Milwaukee is a shitty ass private school in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin. This school is the worst fucking school in Wisconsin and sucks at sports with nothing more than state titles in only tennis and hockey. This school still manages to burn more money on athletics than any other school in Wisconsin and spends more on athletics than public schools do to operate yearly. The staff often likes to fuck students in the bathroom stalls and does not give a fuck about students or what they are teaching. Every other kid here is a fucking rich kid and either drives a G-Wagon or a Urus. They still manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy despite costing $3000-4000 more in tuition. The student body consist of weird ass kids and pedophiles and no one here is attractive. If you want a good reason to kill your self, choose USM.
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If you wanna sell vape pods or E-cigs, pull up to USM
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If you wanna sell vape pods or E-cigs, pull up to USM
Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?
Yea bro.
Damn, It must suck getting fucked by the staff everyday and going to school with kids who have no fucking life outside of vaping.
Yea bro.
Damn, It must suck getting fucked by the staff everyday and going to school with kids who have no fucking life outside of vaping.
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