Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.

You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.

by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022

Block Walking Beasts

The misinterpretation of a 7-8 year old me, relating to the lyrics to the song "Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers.

I thought the screeching sound was the "Beast" walking down the block- Pissing myself laughing with my Sony Walkman back in 1996 when I should have been in bed sleeping. Silly Child .... Sick song!

It's just another one of those "Block Walking Beasts" *Screech "Urrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by WelshBanter June 1, 2022

Block blade

Cut off contact with someone or something.
Block correspondence.

Her boyfriend was getting crazy so she had to block blade his ass!

by All day 1978 May 14, 2021

spend the block

to have sex with someone you have already done it with .

“ i’m about to hit brittany up & tell her ‘Spend The Block’ “

by lilzachnigga June 23, 2022

Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation

I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space

by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024

cosby block

To stop someone from being cosbied

Some random at the party last tried to cosby Jill, but I poured her GHB infested drink out. Totally cosby blocked him.

by Gina magic August 26, 2016

Blankos Block Party

fall guys but with nfts to sell on the mythical market to earn irl money

you can sell living blankos skins for 30 Million Moola

i sold a cool nft on Blankos Block Party today

by My Dad left me for the milk June 25, 2022