Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.

Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again

by Isaac69420 May 20, 2023

Sloppy Rocket

A sloppy rocket is phrase used to refer to the resulting bowel movement of drinking several cups of vegetable oil in a day.

Person 1: Vegetable oil. Won't hurt you to drink several cups a day. Good luck actually accomplishing that however.

Person 2: do your poops shoot out like rockets?

Person 3: Sloppy rockets.

by maxrennexcarnate March 14, 2010

Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip

Greg: “wanna give me a sloppy Dallas?”
Martha: “greg, we’ve been divorced for 3 years. Go away!”
Greg: “...so is that a yes?”

by Conk Adonk October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl packs a massive lip of dip and gives her honky a blowjob

"Why do you keep grabbing your crotch, did you put you nards in the dip can again?"

"Nah, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"

by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

verb. an event between one giving one other oral representation while dip (chewing tobacco) is inside their mouth and leaving either a turd sized lump onto the shaft of the other member or leaving lawn clipping sized peices along the shaft close to the representation of ants on a log

"nasty gave tomato soup a sloppy dallas."

by corbin rainey May 23, 2022

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

I’m going to give him a sloppy dallas.

by chuchi334 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Its a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

1 "Karen gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night"
2 "Your dick must of looked like a turd"

by Dickerson69420_Dick October 15, 2020