The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.

Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

by Cbuck25 August 27, 2009

sideway sloppy joe

Bangin a chick sideways when she is on the rag

OMG, I heard Dick had some sideway sloppy joe last night!

by WTP May 11, 2009

Super Sloppy Slobby Joe

A blowjob in which the mans penis is so large it makes the girl cough up blood. However, she keeps sucking until the man cums. The blood and cum are super sloppy! The woman will also most like salivate and drool a lot, making it slobby.

Will you give me a super sloppy slobby joe tonight?

by Cool Dude Orange October 12, 2019

wet sloppy taco

the sexual act of cumming to the mere thought of Mexican food

While at the Mexican restaurant that little tease of a waitress seductively served me my fajitas. When she bent over and I saw that sweet sweet fajita juice I had a wet sloppy taco

by LilKuch February 4, 2013

The Sloppy Long John Silver

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.

by Moistmaster April 4, 2017

extra sloppy

a characteristic of certain 'sloppy joes
' - just the way you all like them

Have summore sloppy joes...I made em extra sloppy, just the way you kids like em!

by waaa February 4, 2005

Rough Sloppy Joe

The act of eating a sloppy joe, while having anal intercourse, and trying to eat the whole sloppy joe.

Me and dave tried a " rough sloppy joe" last night. My ass hurts and the sloppy joe got everywhere, but i got two meals in one.

by Attractive_Tomboner March 7, 2017