English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.

droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying) by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011

palm slap 

The act of physically signifying group achievement by slapping palms together with friend or teammate. Frequently accompanied with verbal affirmation of "Palm slap!"

"You're coming out with us tonight? Palm slap!"

"Our team just won! Palm slap!"

palm slap by Matt of the Midwest January 12, 2008

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! 

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

Bitch-Slap The Theremin 

Euphemism for masturbation.

Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...

Bitch-Slap The Theremin by ham cannon November 18, 2003

poser slap 

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser

Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!

poser slap by Poguer July 16, 2008

Passport Slap 

To take ones passport, and slap somebody with it.

As Seen On 'A Big Package For You.'

David: "Ahhhh the passport slap... Jeff cant slap for shit... Jeff is a pussy"
*Jeff Slaps David*
David: "Ooooh... I’m gonna kick his fucking ass"

Passport Slap by TriggerHappy. March 29, 2007

gimp-slap 

When someone dumber than you or just less of a person gets the upper hand in a situation.

Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!

Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.

gimp-slap by Troy H March 31, 2007