nick's law

If you can't take care of your fish, then you shouldn't have a baby

Nick: I had 10 fish, now I have two left
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.

by Apolloslyre44 April 18, 2014

nick digiovani

huge slut

nick digiovani sucks cock

by caarb August 15, 2008

Nick Crompton

The meme god that living england as his city

Someone : What city did you live?
Nick Crompton : England!
Someone : Haha no you're retarded.

by _T3HC0MPT3R_ August 23, 2017

Nick Crompton

A respectable lad who left the city of England to join Team 10.

Person A: "Hey is that Nick Crompton?"
Person 🅱️: "Yeah! His collar is poppin' today isn't it?"

by Wimblebimble September 09, 2017

Nick fowler

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately! Cleanup on aisle, MY PANTS

Nick Fowler is such a G

by Mbk November 21, 2023

Nick Kick

A Nick Kick is when you try to kick or shoot at goals in soccer, but miss or fail horribly. A good example of a nick kick is booting the crap out of the ball and it going over the goals completely.

''Oh look he is about to take the shot''
''Damn he missed - that was a Nick Kick right there''

by tiltedaspect October 04, 2020

Good Guy Nick

One of the best people you could meet, but usually never gets a girl, hence the name "Good Guy Nick"

Guy 1: You know Nick is single right?
Guy 2: Yeah, I never understood why
Guy 1: He's good guy Nick

by ityaboigummyrice June 16, 2021