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wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi
The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds
by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021
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Ninjas

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by BRICK NINJA April 6, 2021
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ninja pick

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.
Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!
by FATALATOR November 21, 2011
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arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
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Ninja fanboy

by FeaR lava December 20, 2018
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Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
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Ball Ninja

Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.
Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.
by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024
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