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I am lesbian

What I wish I could tell my parents...
"Mom and Dad, I've wanted to tell you for a while, so here I go... I am lesbian"-your daughter
by timmmyturrner May 3, 2024
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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.
The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian
by anonymous January 18, 2025
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brown star lesbian

the poop hole loophole but for lesbians (gold star lesbian with only anal w men)
“damn I thought hope was a gold star.”
“nah she does anal w gunner. she’s a brown star lesbian
by Gardnerghost May 3, 2025
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brown star lesbian

the poop hole loophole but for lesbians (gold star lesbian with only anal w men)
“damn I thought hope was a gold star.”
“nah she does anal w gunner. she’s a brown star lesbian
by Gardnerghost May 3, 2025
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Dirty crusty lesbian

A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv
by anonymous May 30, 2025
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O.W.L older wiser lesbian

A lesbian, usually over 30, that is often sort after for advice on lifestyle, relationships, home improvement and fixing Subaru’s
Jess spoke to an O.W.L older wiser lesbian

as her Subaru needed an oil change
by ..Jess.. July 7, 2024
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