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Jake

Jake likes to suck grandmas while screaming like a bitch
Jake sucks alexs grandma while screaming like a bitch
by Jake2.0 February 16, 2024
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jake godwin

a little boy who would suck me dry for a penny.
Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.

Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.
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Jake Meredith

A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.
Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."
by Bisharpp October 18, 2017
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Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.
Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!
by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025
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Jake W

Ginger KB112
Date to vapeshop
Jakes are shit at fortnite and get sad when they get a c1
by KB112KB113 February 5, 2022
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Jake

the kindest and funniest dude you’ll meet. sometimes he’s intimidating but you’ll learn to love him.
Don’t you just love jake?
by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021
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Jake E

A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.
Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl

Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019
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