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David Jules

David Jules is the ultimate French you want to avoid. He doesn’t talk much, but he certainly catches your attention. He is intelligent, calm and tough. He takes opportunities that life brings along. You might accidentally fall in love with him without noticing. You don’t want to get too close to him cause it’s better to keep him as a lover, just like an old movie that you want to watch again time to time.
David Jules? Your middle name is Jules?
by Belea November 22, 2021
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David

1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
"Look at that purple dinosaur out with his lawnmower - nevermind its just David!"
by dsl345897 November 7, 2022
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David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
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David

A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)
Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..
by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 29, 2021
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David Robertson

A strange creature that is know to prey on special need children
"Hey did you see David Robertson overthere"
"Yeah I think he's targeting some kids"
by Nick371 August 30, 2022
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davide

He is a beautiful boy and you have a wonderful character, sometimes he is an asshole but still loves you. if he gives you heart take it because only a few people can have what he gives you. he is insecure of himself but when you see him he remains speechless because he has something that always attracts you at any time. he is the typical boy who loves to be with friends and who feels like a home.
Davide would give you his life but if you hurt him he takes revenge.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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