Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s asshole, scoop out some shit, rub it in her pussy while she’s on her period, and cum in her.

Man, yesterday I fingered your sisters butthole while she was on her period, then I came in her and made the best Neapolitan Ice Cream

by Fefe 209 December 21, 2019

Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.

I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!

by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019

ice cream wars

An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.

In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Crevis cream

Crevis cream is the sweat from under a mans testicles

Hey dude its hot out here, i need to go wipe off my crevis cream.

by Bum juice consumer April 11, 2019

MarsBar Ice Cream

Trav fucking loves mars bar ice cream

MarsBar Ice Cream AND SOME FANTA FRUIT TWIST!

by Hqrreh May 25, 2019

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019