real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy
is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality
by obscureharrypottercharacter March 17, 2023
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Real life

For toronto manz to use when they agree with something. pretty much like “real shit” but better
man 1: yo shammah i such a goof
man 2: real life bro

man 1: this goof keeps talking all that gaza on the net

man 2: real life bro we finna catch this man lackin at yd shawts said he finna slide tomorrow
by @Nolimitmb23 ig November 27, 2020
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real rose

A rose by any other name would probably be just as much a goofy kid.

A little girl with little or no life experience, perhaps still living off mommy and or daddy (if he claimed her). Still driving daddy’s Porsche?
a real rose wouldn’t blow so
by J-bird June 11, 2003
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Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.
"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"
by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021
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REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.
Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)
by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023
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Real Battarmane Hours

What you expect when you finish climbing a 2000+ feet peak and begin the 7 kilometer trek back down to enjoy some of that Kukke Subramanya style sambar rice with pickle.
Person 1: Yo how long this trek gon' take?
Person 2: Chill dawg, we got real battarmane hours waiting for us at the base camp.
person 1: *cooms*
by BiddagaruStyle January 18, 2022
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real high kid

-someone who's really high
-a n00b at smoking marijuana
stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.
by Kotton Kopter March 17, 2008
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