Brown water snake

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

by FuckDemon June 1, 2019

coco snake

A long terd that originates from the cinnamon ring and gives the appearance of a deadly venomous snake.

"Man, I dropped me one heck of a coco snake after them biscuits for breakfast!"

by J. Young January 30, 2008

Major Snake

A fictional rock star from DC Comics' Lobo.

"Holy fragaroli! Major Snake! My favorite rocker."

by Cwf1997 May 15, 2021

Snake

Someone who you trust but ends up hurting you in some way

Ayid: I am “borrowing” Tylers shoes for my birthday. He will never see them again

Tyler: Man dude, Ayid stole my shoes that i lent her

Justin: Sorry bro, Ayid is a snake

by Umbrella boy June 5, 2018

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 9, 2024

window snake

A window snakr is a peeping tom with his cock on the window sill

The window slammed down on the window snake

by Spitting anaconda April 14, 2017