A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
Get the Sammug. the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.
boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022
Get the sam r’s theorymug. by Samborfc January 25, 2020
Get the Sammug. Sam is a girl who's actually a guy and hints at it all the time but no one cares. Also, they're real name is Izzy and she used to have a twin but she was disowned.
by Sammyspammy May 31, 2018
Get the Sammug. The most handsome and cutest man alive. Sam makes a great husband, boyfriend, friend, everything. There really isn't anything that Sam can't do. He's the most caring and sweetest man that's ever existed, he's charming and charismatic and you'll always feel safe around him. Sam is also very emotionally intelligent and honest. You'll be the luckiest person alive to just know Sam.
by bovehove April 19, 2025
Get the Sammug. A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.
“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
by Pablo despasiyo December 23, 2018
Get the SAMmug. An alleged gay femboy. Good sense of humor and somewhat nice. He is totally going to get cancelled one day.
by fleurfairee October 28, 2024
Get the Sammug.