Policeman 1: We have a situation at the corner shop, calling for back up
Policeman 2: Okey Dokey, we are on our way
Policeman 3: Copy that, I will be there ASAP
Policeman 4: errrrmmmm, sorry I’m currently in a sticky situation, I am in the bathroom and have a 10-80 I can’t get out my pants, this is gonna take a while.
Policeman 2: Okey Dokey, we are on our way
Policeman 3: Copy that, I will be there ASAP
Policeman 4: errrrmmmm, sorry I’m currently in a sticky situation, I am in the bathroom and have a 10-80 I can’t get out my pants, this is gonna take a while.
by Borriseth Johnstoneth October 25, 2020

by trollgamer2003 September 14, 2020

by meandmymonkey February 15, 2024

december 10 is kiss your crush day.
Johnny Depp: you know what day it is right?
Tom Holden: Nah, why?
Johnny Depp: it’s december 10th, you gotta kiss your crush.
Tom Holden: Nah, why?
Johnny Depp: it’s december 10th, you gotta kiss your crush.
by bvtterfly December 8, 2021

Guy 1: Hey, whats up bro?
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs
Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?
Guy 10:
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs
Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?
Guy 10:
by kytasphobic July 27, 2024
