Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.

When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.

by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

donald duck

Donald Duck is a well known cartoon character.

He shouln't be confused with a shitface.

My favorite character is Donald Duck!

by dum bo June 9, 2020

Duck

Someone who is dumb an don't know what they are talking about.Or someone who says something that makes no sense very often.it can even be someone who is smart but say something with out thinking about what they're asking."duck"is used to call someone dumb or to nicely let someone know they said something stupid

Michael:what's 9 multiplied by 7
Kenya:Bruh you a duck
Micheal:wait what did I ask

Kenya:what's 9 multiplied by 7
Micheal:oh that's 63 now I feel stupid *laughs*

by Thatgirlwhospeaksthetruth February 25, 2014

Mucky duck foot

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.

Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.

by Douski May 8, 2023

Lil Duck

It means that when your parents are next to you and you wanna tell your friend to stop saying crazy stuffs

Your friend : ya know thot (That hoe over There ) , i fucked her last week ,we're literally OTP (One true pairing), Big dick and ass!

Answer : Yo bro lil duck here ( stop notice him and hopefully he stops )

by GodThot April 28, 2022

Duck Bill

The act of head butting an individual or object whilst wearing a cap or hat with a rim.

Wow. I can’t believe he totally duck billed that guy/lamppost/dog.

by The Phantom Duck Biller February 27, 2024