Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.
A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.
by Lazthedictionist September 22, 2024
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Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.
My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.
by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024
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super block breaker

The most amazing phone brick breaking game that is available on all smart phones.
by TheDemonWeenie April 10, 2014
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shake the block

it’s when someone has a lot of bass in there car

making the block shake
let’s go shake the block or im going to shake the block
by dreadz.on.top June 02, 2023
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Hoochie Block

In groups chat, sending a message immediately after someone, causing the group to miss the previous message
Sophie hoochie blocked me on Messenger, so no one commented on my cute pics!
by TheSilverDoe89 October 09, 2019
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Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
by Guessimist August 06, 2015
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bang and block

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.
Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!
by Sgt. Slick October 01, 2015
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