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mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club
Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.
by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017
mugGet the mike moneymug.

Bill gates money

(N)- refers to a large amount of income earned by ligit means as opposed to illegitimate activities.
"Give me that "bill gates money, a little straight money" mainstream money
by Taggedme April 8, 2023
mugGet the Bill gates moneymug.

Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
mugGet the Spending less moneymug.

J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
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fast money boys

A fast money boy aka fmb is a crew often known for making fast money and coming up with cash in fast and large quantities.
Yo you heard about the fast money boys? They be layin shi down on my mama doe
by Tooheem May 23, 2024
mugGet the fast money boysmug.

G Money

Woman beating Addict w no self esteem n an under active Shlong
Garrett seems cool but he really is just a broke ass G Money
by mynoduespphaha November 4, 2024
mugGet the G Moneymug.

money shaming

Money Shaming when a person of less net worth shames someone for having more money then they do.
Money Shaming when a person of less net worth shames someone for having more money then they do.

Ahhh I can’t wait to money shame the dawg because of his affluent country club lifestyle !
by Todd R. K. October 20, 2022
mugGet the money shamingmug.

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