by Jdtex66 December 1, 2021
Get the Sock fairiesmug. "Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
Get the slinky sockmug. (noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
Get the two o'clock sockmug. by Some aussie cunt August 17, 2022
Get the Sockmug. An alternative form of masturbation, where a participant or participants, places his penis or their penisi into a sock & masturbates.
by chris tafari December 7, 2022
Get the to sockmug. the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!
Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 2, 2011
Get the chocolate sock puppetmug. by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016
Get the Sock Jerkingmug.