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Daniel Theorem

A theorem that states that occams razor can be applied in any situation a person sees fit. The most common use of the Daniel Theorem is in math, where if a pattern or shortcut appears, one could deduct the answer from either logic or simple reasoning. Daniel Theorem is a phenomenon but can also be a way of life, if there is a loophole in not paying taxes, then one should apply it.
Using the Daniel Theorem, I realized that a circle is better than a square to make car wheels, take that libs!
by DanielAlmighty January 17, 2024
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daniel

the worst person you will ever meet. his vibrant ginger hair follicles will blind you, leaving you to just hear his awful insults, though blindness would actually be good if you were to encounter him. he simply is unloveable and you may want to hide your kids from him too.
jerry: omg it’s daniel!!
eva: everybody run!!!!!
by vivid_star October 22, 2023
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Daniel

Daniel is an arsonist and likes to set stuff on fire and blow stuff up
by NataliaRomanov November 21, 2022
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Daniel & Jemal

Two lovers who don’t want to express their feelings to each other.
by SomeNormalUser November 20, 2023
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Daniel

Daniel is such a man hoe and only cares about himself. he is only doing things to help himself and doesn't care about anyone else. he will break your heart in a matter of second and be a little thirsty boy. he thinks hes the best at everything but really is not. he jacks of on a regular bases looking at all the girls nudes he got that he broke up with yesterday he will lose his virginity before turning 15 and is MEGA GAY!!!
dude, i saw daniel with your girl the other day
-everyone

makes sense hes a hoe
-ME
by urmom42069yum February 21, 2020
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Daniel Amos

A band that is famous for the song Skeptic Song. ALSO an emotional, white boy with an alcohol addiction. Although he may be tall and intimidating, he’s actually a child in a dad bod. He also very much enjoys slapping the ass and being distant to the people that show him the most love. I hope boys like Dan realize how to truly love someone and appreciate them completely. Dan lost someone amazing because he did not know how to treat her the way he should have. He also swipes right on every girl on tinder so watch out ladies!
by therathoe May 6, 2019
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damn daniel

fresh as fuck
swag on point
always at it with the white vans
loves a good Stüssy
Homeboy 1: "Dude, its Daniel"
Homeboy 2: "Damn, he's wearing the same vans as yesterday."
Homeboy 1: "Damn Daniel, back at it again wit the white Vans!"
by condescending goat August 19, 2016
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