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Block feature

Oh wow! Not being able to block who follows you!? I CAN'T IMAGINE! WHO COULD EVEN CONCEIVE OF SUCH A THING! NOT ME!

Hym "Guys... How do you not see how fucking retarded you look? Decrying the fact that Elon is removing the block feature? You're... Are you even vaguely familiar with my existence? How... Guys... You're making this WAY too easy for me! Like... It is UNFATHOMABLE to you... That YOU... WON'T BE ABLE TO BLOCK THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FOLLOWING YOU... UNFATHOMABLE... To think... That YOU... Won't be able to do ON TWITTER.... What I CAN'T DO IN REAL LIFE... ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!? DON'T YOU SEE THE IRONY THERE!? I hate to admit it but Elon might actually be a genius! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? Do you think that it's ridiculous to be unable to block people from following you? The combination of these 2 things makes you A FUCKING RETARD. In 1 fell swoop... He made you all look retarded. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Why would you criticize that decision (to remove the block feature) when you know who I am and what I'm dealing with!? Seriously, you motherfuckers are DUMB AS DOGSHIT BOY! DUMB as ABSOLUTE dogshit! Do you even think!? Are you even capable OF thought? Do YOU consider what you do THOUGHT? Fuck... You see it right? The way in which he made you all looks stupid right? All of you at the same time. Like a hentai tentacle-monster in an all girls school... You all just go fucked at the same time. Almost as stupid as I made you look. You're dumb now. Dumb as an ontological reality. EVEN IF... You didn't vocalize it... If you even though that it was stupid... Even for a second... If THAT THOUGHT... Occupied ANY PART of the meat jelly within your skull... For even an instant... And you know who I am and didn't have a problem with me being unable to do it in real life... You're retarded now. As a FACT. Actually retarded. Actually and factually retarded. It's official! That's some Satoru Gojo shit! He combined the fact that YOU THINK it's preposterous to be unable to block people from following you (Red)... And the fact they you are aware of my existence and situation (Blue)... Hollow technique: Purple! You shouldn't have stepped forward! You were in the path of the attack! Fucking idiots man!"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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Dance block

To dance so badly no one around you is willing to dance anymore.

Similar to cock blocking
yea i was tryin to dance with this fine ass girl, but here come Terrell dance block my ass.
by Second City Sinner June 26, 2010
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boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.
My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.
by Thefrisky April 25, 2015
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Boob Blocked

Every time I tried to talk to Carl his brothers girlfriend interrupted and Boob Blocked all night.
by CrissFury December 2, 2018
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throw block

A niche slang term for playing Minecraft. The first public appearance of this term was in Nik Nocturnal's interview with Shawn "Clown" Crahan of Slipknot, the latter of whom is a notorious Minecraft enjoyer.
Person 1: "Hey bro, you down to throw block rn?"
Person 2: "Let's go throw some block man, be on in 5!"
by MetalEnjoyer438 March 28, 2024
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funy block game

Another way to describe the game Minecraft.
Person 1: Hey you wanna play funy block game?
Person 2: Sure I love funy block game!
by ansgarz5 May 11, 2022
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dorlin block

a dorlin block is a young child who has a strange love for frogs and has sexual feeling for there old mother
Denny is a dorlin block so is dori
by worm guy November 27, 2019
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