Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

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a girl named Marli, a goat or YO MAMMA!!

YO MAMMA is such an asshole

by full time badass November 16, 2021

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Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity

“lego my asshole baby”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

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Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr July 18, 2013

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