David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024
Get the David mug.A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
Get the David Behar mug.The guy who always sings violeta songs and moans when singing the songs from violeta (he likes violeta)
You: Hey dude, how are you?
Them: OH OH OH
SOMOS AL EXITO
OH OH OH
SOMOS MAGNETICOS
*moans*
You: OMG you're such a David Rudari !!!!
Them: OH OH OH
SOMOS AL EXITO
OH OH OH
SOMOS MAGNETICOS
*moans*
You: OMG you're such a David Rudari !!!!
by Papičino April 5, 2023
Get the David Rudari mug.When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.
Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.
Friend: Good luck with that :)
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.
Friend: Good luck with that :)
by Porkysko April 5, 2023
Get the David Rexa mug.King DAVID HERMAN is a Proud powerful ancient God From the Land of Egypt who has been resting for a long long time.
But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.
But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.
by BottomCrown4days April 5, 2023
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Get the David mug.A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.
Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"
Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
by IheartSharks April 13, 2023
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