National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to

oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

by admandu October 05, 2021

Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes

San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes

by DeathNote1 September 23, 2020

Faux-perfect

Adjective: Perfect only in a mirror. Nearly-successful pretense of perfection in desired characteristic(s).

Adverb: Faux-per'fectly
Verb: Faux-perfect'
Gerunds: Faux-perfec'tion, Faux-perfec'ting, Faux-perfec'ted

Yes, his hair is flawless, he always dresses to the nines, knows all the best restaurants and they give him the best table. Then he goes home and yells at the kids. Now, I call that "faux-perfect"

by cpubizman March 07, 2024

more than perfect

kalob bradlee matthew mann

damn, kalob bradlee matthew mann is more than perfect <3

by big steppa June 02, 2021

more than perfect

Giovanny

Giovanny: I am so more than perfection

by thisissotrueeomggg February 07, 2020

More than perfect

Krystle.

Krystle is more than perfect. Especially as a mom.

by rbon November 20, 2020

Poet’s perfect wife

Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky

Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp

by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022