When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.
My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.
by grace + determination July 18, 2023
Get the Universal Collisionmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025
Get the Everybody In The Film Universe Sucks In No Tacks Outsidemug. Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Why does the universe have 2 sides?mug. A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Parent of Universe, what happened to you?
Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
Parent of Universe, what happened to you?
Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
Get the Parent of Universemug. a series of "brainrot" jokes that emerged after 2022 valentines, which all reference a comment donatella versace made on an instagram post of bella hadid. typically identifiable with the last word of the phrase being in all caps and a purple heart following right after. examples include the infamous "mama a girl behind YOU💜" and "can we go to ellie and mason HOUSE 💜"
me: mama a girl behind YOU 💜
my normie friend: wtf are you talking about there isn't anyone behind me
me: looks like this is your first time in the purple heart universe, huh?
my normie friend: wtf are you talking about there isn't anyone behind me
me: looks like this is your first time in the purple heart universe, huh?
by feetwave February 3, 2025
Get the purple heart universemug. by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015
Get the Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Toolmug. by Local Dominoes November 25, 2023
Get the Kaiju Universemug.