Cube-Madness

when you've been playing with a Rubik's cube for so long that it starts to look weird, such as, the squares are looking more like a rhombus.

It's hard to solve the cube now, because of cube-madness.

by ZrxTeamGreen March 4, 2022

Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.

"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"

by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025

Mads

DooDoo Head

Do you see Mads over there. He is a poopoo head (Only counts for stupid mads)

by NotTheMouse November 11, 2022

Hoes mad

When a girl who sleeps with many guys is angry. Her name is usually Brielle

Hoes mad. Hoes very mad

by snortxanax August 21, 2019

Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.

Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter

yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight

by putridsimplicity May 8, 2010

Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter

by TheGarzo January 29, 2022