a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
Get the porn mouthmug. by nlffumbxfh February 25, 2017
Get the raspberry mouthmug. Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
by bhnicfh August 28, 2011
Get the Not screw a gift horse in the mouthmug. by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018
Get the hand to mouth diseasemug. Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.
by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019
Get the Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bushmug. by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022
Get the Get the marbles out of your mouthmug. Pour milk on your partners head and in their mouth then put cereal in their mouth and then tape a spoon to the penis and feed a second person with the cereal.
by SmegNan June 2, 2025
Get the Milky’s malevolent mouth movementmug.