Tatty Taylor

A creep, a general causer of mischief and mayhem. One should not get in tow with him on a night out because it will most likely end in carnage. fathers be warned, lock up your daughters!

Tatty: "what u up to tonite chief?"
Chief: "Fuck knows man, just stayin in"
Tatty: "aw come on u borin cunt, just come oot, we'll get doofer man"
Chief: "Aye, u up for it like? fuck it man, lets gain tumble doon the braes, u get the carry out and i'll phone apple"

by Gav Reid, represent bitch July 22, 2004

Taylor Hawkins

The late and great drummer of the Foo Fighters. He also played drums for Alanis Morissette. Rock in peace, Taylor. We love you.

“Dude, did you see the energy Taylor Hawkins was hitting those drums with? He’s a beast!”

by ForzaMonkey April 24, 2024

The Taylor Effect

Taylor’s unconscious ability to attract women and make them crave wanting to date him to the point where they’re willing to take extreme actions in their lives and those around.

The Taylor effect resulted in me ending my 20yr old marriage just so that I could live happily ever after.

by Mr-62-Tall November 20, 2022

Taylor Hankinson

Fattest most megalodon COCK in the world. GREEN FN

Did you see Taylor Hankinson's GIANT cock??

by Robert K. April 10, 2024

Taylor’s Children

A small group of people who make similar music to Taylor Swift’s. Like Olivia Rodrigo, Conan Gray, and possibly Shawn Mendes

Person #1: What’s your playlist like?
Person #2: I only listen to Taylor’s children!!!

by muzakluver2021 June 3, 2021

Peter Taylored

Meaning to get very drunk, as drunk as the infamous drunk Welshman Peter Taylor.

"dude, i got absolutely peter taylored last night"

by fridayad December 24, 2009

Taylor Nicole

Taylor Nicole is the kind of person you could talk to for hours the kind of person that listens , she loves puppies and pizza , but when her pizza falls on the floor it falls "to hard " , Taylor Nicole is smart , she has the prettiest blue eyes and doesn't care what others think about her she doesn't need a boy to complete her in any way she's shy at first then when you get to know her she is crazy and she likes BTS she's tall and she is bed hog (or maybe that's me ) but you have to love her !!

Taylor Nicole is the best best friend you could ever ask for .

by You_know_who1022 November 12, 2020