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cisne middle school

A shitty school with teachers that favor rich athletic kids.

Or a school that favors rich athletic boys that are assholes over everyone.
by Flora Kid November 21, 2020
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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
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Warwick Valley Middle School

In a little town in kinda upstate NY there is a middle school with annoying 5th and 6th graders, dumbass 7th graders, and 8th graders ranging from horny asf to high asf. But you can forget abt the hot asf athletic 8th graders 🥵
Random person: what school do you go to?
Warwick kids: Warwick Valley Middle School
Random person: Oh the school where almost everyone is high, horny, or althletic?
by Weirddepressedshit November 23, 2020
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monroe middle school

a random school named after a army dude who committed suicide for his comrades.

(Conspiracy theory: I think the school just tries to get money too)
Monroe Middle School is a school of school like school things.
by TheFreshMilk February 27, 2020
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Camp Ernst Middle School

Idk this is the Worst School I woud Rather Eat ass that has Just used the restroom
Fortnite Duos? is the Best Thing # Camp Ernst Middle School Nigga What
by Assrecker9000 March 2, 2020
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Whitehall's bummy ass middle school

a ratchet ass middle school that children are forced to go to go to or they go into the system. Bitches swear they ghetto and pretty when they really suburban and have no ass and teeth. Niggas still play fortnite and talking bout they pull bitches but they be getting pulled by these funky smelling teachers that don't teach us shit. ratchet bitches that are 1% hispanic be going around like quieres pelear perra? Sí, eso es lo que pensé que atemorizante culo azada. Weirdos be in the halls screaming "MOP!" and "CORONAVIRUS!" like shut up. anywho bitches always be fighting for no reason like damn, sit down somewhere, wheres ya motha. jou asem ruik na Afrika-esel cough cough yo breath smeel like african ass. but don't come to whitehall if you don't wanna get jumped be Emily's one black friend Keisha, cause when you white and gotta black friend you think you the shit. Keisha popped yo ass and yo getting called a clown for the rest of your whitehall years. Enjoy:) (watch someone in my school report this to the principal, if you are that someon suck my peepee and since you wanna be like "you a girl you dont got one" SUCK MY POPSICLE STICK)
"Whitehall's bummy ass middle school betta burn in hell cause that shit not the wave son."
by lilltecca_washere March 16, 2020
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