Jake Meredith

A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.

Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."

by Bisharpp October 19, 2017

Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.

Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.

by martin0246 December 09, 2011

jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.

"I don't like Jamie x Jake"

by idontshipit June 19, 2018

Jake Sullivan

A Facebook famous boy from Sydney Australia, known for his video uploads.

Did you see Jake Sullivan's new video on Facebook? It got like 50,000 likes.

by Rhesa Ann December 20, 2016

Jake Goodeve

Loves polish birds and skipping gym. Has a lifelong rivalry with big Jaggar and a very gusty bedroom.( flatulence ) Fat.

Jake goodeve just glazed a Polski whatever next?!

by Fndkdihsben March 31, 2023

Jake friedman

A very annoying ginger kid with no friends

Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair

Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman

by Brandon Morrison May 23, 2011

jake suttie

This guy is the biggest faggot you will ever get the opportunity to meet see a duck he’s sucked it. Like even Morgan Freeman hates him he’s so gay and he doesn’t even know him.

Person 1: I saw jake Suttie.
Person 2: Oh that fag, he’s so gay

by Barry micockiner May 13, 2019