TW0 AND A HALF

If your FRAT brothers call you this as watch your back.

I hate to tell you TOM as you are a TW0 AND A HALF with a zero.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles

“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”

by dxtros June 11, 2025

Days-And-A-Half

The nervous and obvious act of lying when someone asks how long you have been doing something.

mom-"Billy how long have you been doing your homework"

Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"

Mom-" Billy??"

Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"

by D.B Brink December 31, 2009

half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?

Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses

by juncococococococo February 25, 2021

Half life 2 episode 3 real

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man this half life 2 episode 3 real isnt real

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

Half Life Multiplayer

place where everyone's playermodel was gman, and everybody loved it

fortnite sucks get your ass on half life multiplayer

by blackfuffo November 18, 2023

irish half day

A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.

"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"

someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"

by DXB09 June 19, 2025