my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

hi

Hi is wat u would type when u r trying to get rid of some videos that ur parents would not like u too be on. It is a rush so u type the shortest word u can think of to make u look like an innocent little bitch.

"Oh no I have to make myself look as innocent as possible I must type "hi""

by Porn catcher January 24, 2020

Hi

Hi

Hi

by Comitoof April 24, 2020

Hi

Hello.

X: Hi.

Y: Hi.

by Helloiamhiguy October 28, 2019

Hi

It’s how you greet someone like a friend

Hi, friend why did you search this it’s so simple

by Just why did you search this September 2, 2023

Hi

Something u say when u wanan slap someone in the face

Hi u son of a bitch

by Chubby cheeks July 17, 2018

Rocco and his bone’d

When a guy pulls his dick out and tries to forcibly kiss you by strangling you and then proceeds to masterbate next to you.

I heard she got rocco and his bone’d by that band dude.

by 789987 April 18, 2025