David

David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it

"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"

by Lazerbater December 7, 2022

David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.

1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔

by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022

David

The Best,Very Handsome man in the world

Oooh thats David sign my autograph
Oooooh thats David he never caps
Ooooh thats David he can take my Girlfriend

by Godhand.Kuma February 18, 2021

David ronan

A ginger poofter

Look at that poofter over there he looks like a right david ronan

by David ronan February 28, 2018

david beeler

someone who has a foot fetish and is always a horn dog. someone who has very bad hat hair and enjoys to fish in his free time. david also is very obsessed with his girlfriend.

david beeler sucks his girlfriend toes

by Idkkkk69 July 12, 2019

David

David is the sexiest man on earth, however he's very delusional. He thinks he loves his wife LINEA more, but in reality Linea loves him a TRILLION more times. Get that in your head David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINEA LITERALLY LOVES DAVID MORE!??!?!?!

by imthebbc March 7, 2025

David’s sister

A phrase to describe a very attractive woman.

Tyler. Ansley is so hot.

Man you could say she’s David’s sister.

by The Original LFA June 6, 2018