Sloppy Dallas

When your significant other gives you a sloppy blowjob with a fat in packed in (other wise put tobaccos dip into her mouth and suck you off) And the dip juice makes your shaft look like a turd.

(P.S. The Goons made the term not me, Jordan George)

Mcnasty : Oi my girl just gave me a sloppy dallas

Soup : IM FINNA GIVE YOU A SLOPPY DALLAS RN

Mcnasty : We can't soup our dad will BEAT us.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Sloppy Joe

Getting head from some tranny bitch

malakai: “yo i bet Caitlyn Jenner gives good sloppy joe”
jack: “hmm you might be right”

by BiggumBoy69 December 13, 2018

Sloppy papi

When a guy pounds someone in the ass so hard it starts to bleed and the mans cock turns red and when he cums it’s a mix of blood, shit, and cum.

Oh yes papi, fuck me and give me a sloppy papi

by Uselessnamehere February 19, 2019

sloppy bowl of grits

A. Sloppy, wet, and sometimes hot vagina on a female, usually on the larger size."

B. A huge bitches wet pussy.
C. Aka dat cut up

"Ooooh she's like a sloppy bowl of grits."
"She's had so much cock is like a sloppy bowl of grits down there."

by BDCD143 May 24, 2024

Sloppy Dixon

To give an extremely messy blow job. Usually under a desk or in a public shower.

My wife gave me a sloppy dixon at work when she came to see me during lunch break.

I saw ol boy giving coach Rob a sloppy dixon when I walked into the showers after football practice.

by X3Trickster July 6, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When fucking a girl in doggy style, as you about to cum pull out and ram your dick into her asshole, hence splattering cum all over and inside of her as and becoming very sloppy.

I gave her a full on Sloppy Joe man!

by The Sloppiest November 15, 2016