Bumpin Willies

The act of two males bumping, slapping, and/or touching their schlongs against one another.

I heard Arnold and Jack were bumpin willies in the men's bathroom.

by Da Greenbush April 18, 2008

Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

by T Yo February 22, 2009

willy wafters

when you waft your willy around in a circular motion

willy wafters
stop waftin your willy!

by Faith+Bel March 11, 2009

willy hunger

ones obbession to suck a willy or to give a person a blow job

"oh man im dying here of willy hunger, i really need to suck a willy"

by ryan villiams May 31, 2009

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies December 29, 2015

willy bash

The act of two men vicorously hitting their genitalia together. They both enjoy this yet the act is not homosexual and can be performed by to hetrosexual men looking to have fun.

Ben and hasan were bored so they had a willy bash.

by drxpd3ad July 17, 2014

willy waggle

Willy waggle is to comicly waggle your non erect penis over the face of your partner.

"Aye, so last night I willy waggled yer hot sister"

by Steve-oM September 13, 2006