When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.
by Shellsnell May 3, 2018
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Willow is Awesome
by Thishindleisalreadyinuse January 24, 2020
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Get the Willow mug.Willows are some of the most amazing people to have in your life. Fiery, passionate, and great friends, Willows will always be there for you in a pinch. They have a tendency to be reliable people, and make amazing lovers as they will go any distance for the people they care about. Willows naturally have an amazing sense of fashion, and plan the best dates you will ever fucking go on, literally no joke. Don't be surprised if they're LGBTQIA+.
Although Willows may radiate confidence, they are actually very sensitive people and can most certainly be smol beans at times. They can have very low self esteem, which they will make up for with wearing flashy and stunning clothes that make everyone, regardless of gender, stare in awe. As well as having a sensitive side, they always have a dark side. Always. If you have a Willow who doesn't have a dark side, they're an impostor. Sus as fuck. Willows will do almost anything for their friends, family (although they do usually have daddy issues), and lovers. I definitely wouldn't even put murder past them to be honest. Whenever they're not being a smol bean they're usually plotting the over-throw of the world, so be prepared to help them with that. And if your knives go missing... well be prepared to say goodbye to that abusive person from your past.
Overall, you're god damned lucky if you have a Willow in your life. Never let them go or you'll regret it, and that's a fact.
Although Willows may radiate confidence, they are actually very sensitive people and can most certainly be smol beans at times. They can have very low self esteem, which they will make up for with wearing flashy and stunning clothes that make everyone, regardless of gender, stare in awe. As well as having a sensitive side, they always have a dark side. Always. If you have a Willow who doesn't have a dark side, they're an impostor. Sus as fuck. Willows will do almost anything for their friends, family (although they do usually have daddy issues), and lovers. I definitely wouldn't even put murder past them to be honest. Whenever they're not being a smol bean they're usually plotting the over-throw of the world, so be prepared to help them with that. And if your knives go missing... well be prepared to say goodbye to that abusive person from your past.
Overall, you're god damned lucky if you have a Willow in your life. Never let them go or you'll regret it, and that's a fact.
Willow: "Hey Kai, can you help me put away all of the soft blankets and the 14 empty ice-cream cartons on the floor away? I'm late for my gay cult meeting discussing the overthrow of Mars because I had to watch one more episode of Pushing Daisies because the last one ended on a cliff hanger. Thanks!"
Kai"..." *Starts cleaning up begrudgingly*
Kai"..." *Starts cleaning up begrudgingly*
by KaiBoi_Senpai November 16, 2020
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Person 1: Dang man that Willow just dumped me!
Person 2: What do you expect, you're 4'0'' with the fattest ass I've ever seen.
Person 2: What do you expect, you're 4'0'' with the fattest ass I've ever seen.
by SquidSponge (Baby?) June 12, 2020
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by also me too September 9, 2020
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by ehlinnit September 20, 2020
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