skeeter valentine

originating from a doug character and a dirty minded teen.
to skeet in her box of chocolates, given on valentine's day

poor skeeter

she didn't realize i skeeter valentine.

by daphne featherdew April 25, 2005

Valentine 1

A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.

Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"

Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."

by Leandro November 17, 2004

valentine boy

a term given to anyone born in the month of november.

dont get it? what month is nine months before november?

hint(valentines day is febuary 14)

uh oh november birthday, you know what that means.

deffinately a valentine boy

by itparadise February 15, 2007

Bloody Valentine

A bloody valentine, is someone you cheat on your partner with and end up falling in love with.

Sarah and John have been together for two years, but Sarah is johns bloody Valentine.

by Stupid face June 17, 2021

Post-Valentine

(N.) Is someone that goes out of town or has previous arrangements that don't allow he or she to be an official Valentine to someone else.

Him: So how was your Valentine's Day

Her: I worked all day. I didn't do Valentines

Him: That blows goats! Do you want to be my Post-Valentine?

Her: Of Course! I've never had one of those before

by JonBoi66458 February 15, 2010

french valentine

on valentines day, you have plain old sex and talk dirty in french to eachother.

"vous le vous couche avec moi"
"oh i love a french valentine!"

by coochie queen April 29, 2008

fuck valentines

For people that are alone on valentines day.

*sees a couple on valentines day*

"fuck valentines"

by shreksbae February 15, 2022