skeeter valentine

originating from a doug character and a dirty minded teen.
to skeet in her box of chocolates, given on valentine's day

poor skeeter
she didn't realize i skeeter valentine.
by daphne featherdew April 24, 2005
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Valentine 1

A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.
Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"

Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."
by Leandro November 16, 2004
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valentine boy

a term given to anyone born in the month of november.

dont get it? what month is nine months before november?

hint(valentines day is febuary 14)
by itparadise February 15, 2007
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Bloody Valentine

A bloody valentine, is someone you cheat on your partner with and end up falling in love with.
Sarah and John have been together for two years, but Sarah is johns bloody Valentine.
by Stupid face June 17, 2021
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french valentine

on valentines day, you have plain old sex and talk dirty in french to eachother.
"vous le vous couche avec moi"
"oh i love a french valentine!"
by coochie queen April 28, 2008
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Post-Valentine

(N.) Is someone that goes out of town or has previous arrangements that don't allow he or she to be an official Valentine to someone else.
Him: So how was your Valentine's Day

Her: I worked all day. I didn't do Valentines

Him: That blows goats! Do you want to be my Post-Valentine?

Her: Of Course! I've never had one of those before
by JonBoi66458 February 15, 2010
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Valentines day

Means Another day another slay just on valentines day
Me:wanna slay
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)
by Bzup February 11, 2022
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