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Air Traffic Controller

similar to a wingman, an air traffic controller will help a fellow lad get a girl, `the big difference between a wingman and an air traffic controller, the air traffic controller will not engage with the girl, also the air traffic controller will help the lad with any problems that may arise in the lads pulling process.
"Here comes Lucy's ex." "oh, he will be a total cockblock to greg, he has been trying to get Lucy all night." "Don't worry, I will be his Air traffic controller and distract him."
by RG69 January 10, 2013
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Ghost Traffic

When you're driving slowly through traffic and then it suddenly clears up, no crash, no event, the traffic just starts mysteriously moving again.
I was late stuck in ghost traffic on the Hwy 17
by Deric Horn June 18, 2016
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Traffic Jam

When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.
That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.
by CreamyCummy July 6, 2011
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traffic jamming

When you're stuck in traffic listening to the radio and you notice the car next to you listening to the same station. You both roll down your windows and start jamming.
I rolled up next to a guy in traffic today listening to the same song on the radio, so I rolled down the window and we started traffic jamming.
by chuckgregory February 24, 2010
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Traffuck

When you can't get somewhere because the traffic is horrible.
"Sorry I'll be late for poker, dude, I'm in horrible traffuck."
by GooGuyGooGuy September 8, 2013
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tefft middle school

by Hispanic Kid January 2, 2018
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Trafford Middle School

Trafford’s failed attempt at a middle school. It will cultivate you into an aggressive delinquent. All the teachers are either creepy predators, mentally unstable, eat their feelings, or all three! Substitutes are walked all over and yinz better watch out on Fry Friday’s because it gets real. Administration insists we are smarter than Penn but we all know it’s a cover up for all the pregnancies.
“Becca is so messed up because she went to Trafford Middle School
by BigXan April 20, 2019
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