Church Train

A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.

Damn! i can't talk am on a Church Train.

by Geeh March 10, 2011

Awesome Train

An opposite of the failboat. A successful group of people or orginization. Can be considered a win.

"All aboard the awesome train- Toot! Toot!"

by Rebeccaj2009 February 17, 2009

the damn train

What CJ had to follow

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

by SomePersonOnUrbDic June 30, 2021

Tube-Trained

The state of having effectively spent enough time on the popular site, YouTube, in order to learn or acquire an idea of how to attempt some sort of skill.

1)The skill may have not been "learned," but the person may still feel that they can do it.

2)The skill may have actually been
mastered due to hours and hours of practicing and YouTubing

Friend: DUDE WE GOTTA GO FREE RUNNING! NOW!

Me: No, seriously? You don't know how.

Friend: MAN come one! I saw it on youtube, duh. It's SO easy.

Me: You're Tube-Trained eh? Ready to jump off that building right over there?

Friend: HELL YEAH. Then we can breakdance.

by zoowee January 19, 2009

Potty training

Potty training is when you train your kid to use the restroom correctly

Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.

by Happy pet story name:Coyote August 21, 2016

Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.

Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!

by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

Dookie Train

A Dookie Train is another way of saying you have to take a massive dump since it will take so long.

Megan: "Gosh, what's that stink?"

Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."

Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"

by Clingbo1 August 11, 2010