Traffic

Bad, not good, a real drag

"Yo man, can't believe that yo girl was flippin out lyk dat"

"Yeaaaah blood, shit was straight traffic"

by ShroomRyder May 6, 2010

Traffic Control

The dangerous job of setting up lane closures so road construction can be accomplished. Consists of setting up signs, arrowboards, and deliniation devices. Traffic control technicians also instal temporary pavement markings. These include the white and yellow lane dividers and edgelines. They spend their work day trying not to get killed and making it safe for drivers and workers

Without proper Traffic Control road construction would not be possible.

by Sublime0901 January 17, 2009

trafficonstipator

An oblivious person who opts to drive the exact same speed as someone in the next lane; choosing to be ignorant of the huge line of traffic behind them.

I am late because of the scourge of idiot trafficonstipators on the way in today.

by jaytho June 28, 2010

traffic study

Traffic in NJ.

Lincoln tunnel is experiencing about 15 minutes worth of Traffic Study

by grozniy_99 January 9, 2014

trafficy

The description of how the traffic is acting like traffic. However only really cool traffic professionals use such an incredible word

It's looking very trafficy out there today

by Fitty Trent January 15, 2016

Hallway Traffic Jam

When in a hallway, often in High School or Junior High, when at the end of the day or on the way to lunch when there is a tight jam in the hallway as everyone attempts to get to their locker, the cafeteria, etc.

"Dude! During the Hallway Traffic Jam today after the bell rang I think I felt some girl's boob!"

by ConnorDS97 January 11, 2012

alabama traffic cone

When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.

Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...

Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.

by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021