Conq and ball torture

The act of smashing someone's ballsack with your spiked flail

Person 1: its time for Conq and ball torture!
Person 2: oh god please no

by sadmortem August 29, 2020

Squidward Torture Porn

An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.

Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022

Cock and Ball Torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Person 1: I like cock and ball torture, it feels good.

Person 2: what the fuck

by Stroder's Dictionary of Memes February 20, 2022

Breast Torture Safety

In order to protect the breasts from damage, breast torture must be carried out within certain limits. For instance, a reduction in blood circulation can occur in bound breasts which may be problematic if the breasts are tied for a long period of time in breast torture safety.

breast torture safety and cock and ball torture safety are important.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

cock and ball torture

when u are beating your meat a little too hard and have flashbacks to when your dad beat you. Then you start ramming yo shit, left, right, up down.

Yo bro wanna come to the party? No. Why? I need cock and ball torture now.

by balls enthusiast January 13, 2023

Quark and ball torture

In short, it's cock and ball torture but done with scientists on an ultra-microscopic level with individual particles instead of full balls with average people.

Scientist 1: My crotch hurts a tiny bit and I can't walk
Scientist 2: Damn, did your wife do quark and ball torture on you again?

by Herr Shrek December 10, 2021

mathsosis-torturous-syndrome

Medical condition; the inevitable outcome of participating in too much mathematics, particularly maths methods. It is a potentially fatal state of the mind that can occur to any non-genius participating in maths. It belongs to the group of conditions commonly referred to as mind f*ck.

"How'd it go?"

"Dude after that maths test I almost died of mathsosis-torturous-syndrome"

by OakaCola16 March 2, 2014