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Willow

She is the most real friend you will ever meet. She keeps it real. She has the maturity to make life dram free. If you find a Willow, get to know her because you’ll never find one like her again. This grungy music loving person will make you life worth while. She is normally pared with a blonde VSCO girl Willows can be found in a book store or playing the guitar with a book under a tree. Willow Is smart, unless it’s Math but she will manage.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT WILLOW!?
Person 2: Oh yeah! HOW EDGY!!
by PB&Jtimes September 19, 2019
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Willow

Willow is a slang term for weed
You you hot that willow
by L.W. & A.M. FOREVER <3 October 15, 2019
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willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame
This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there
by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018
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willow dick

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.
I hope I don't get willow dick again.
by Shellsnell May 3, 2018
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Willow

FYI. Willow is an amazingly nice person. She is one of those awesome friends that don't stalk you and don't assume that you are are best friends with everyone. She has really nice dreams that can she can easily achieve as she is SO smart.
Willow is Awesome
by Thishindleisalreadyinuse January 24, 2020
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Person 1: Hey look is Willow
Person 2: Oh yeah her, she is a dumb fuck
by BladeCar November 13, 2020
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Willow

Willows are some of the most amazing people to have in your life. Fiery, passionate, and great friends, Willows will always be there for you in a pinch. They have a tendency to be reliable people, and make amazing lovers as they will go any distance for the people they care about. Willows naturally have an amazing sense of fashion, and plan the best dates you will ever fucking go on, literally no joke. Don't be surprised if they're LGBTQIA+.

Although Willows may radiate confidence, they are actually very sensitive people and can most certainly be smol beans at times. They can have very low self esteem, which they will make up for with wearing flashy and stunning clothes that make everyone, regardless of gender, stare in awe. As well as having a sensitive side, they always have a dark side. Always. If you have a Willow who doesn't have a dark side, they're an impostor. Sus as fuck. Willows will do almost anything for their friends, family (although they do usually have daddy issues), and lovers. I definitely wouldn't even put murder past them to be honest. Whenever they're not being a smol bean they're usually plotting the over-throw of the world, so be prepared to help them with that. And if your knives go missing... well be prepared to say goodbye to that abusive person from your past.

Overall, you're god damned lucky if you have a Willow in your life. Never let them go or you'll regret it, and that's a fact.
Willow: "Hey Kai, can you help me put away all of the soft blankets and the 14 empty ice-cream cartons on the floor away? I'm late for my gay cult meeting discussing the overthrow of Mars because I had to watch one more episode of Pushing Daisies because the last one ended on a cliff hanger. Thanks!"
Kai"..." *Starts cleaning up begrudgingly*
by KaiBoi_Senpai November 16, 2020
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